Freshman Orientation (Read the Syllabus) is live.

Lead Unapologetically.
Live Comfortably.

Petty Professor takes the ease of soft-wash comfort and pairs it with cultural wit, creating statement pieces you can wear anywhere. Rooted in resilience and crafted with sensory-friendly fabrics, every design flexes with your life—whether layered for work, worn at home, or out in community.

No Shade, No Shame
Wear the Tee

Read the Syllabus,
Wear the Message

PRODUCT FEATURES

Sensory-Aware Softness

Our premium cotton blend feels like your favorite old shirt. Soft-wash texture, no itchy tags, and smooth seams designed for comfort that won’t distract your brain.

Fits Just Right

Not boxy, not clingy—just comfortably you. Designed for everyday brilliance with a true-to-size unisex fit that lets you breathe, layer, or stunt accordingly. Size up or down for a closer or looser fit.





All-Season Comfort

Lightweight for warmer days, perfect for layering when it’s chilly. A go-to staple that works year-round.

Mission Focused

Every purchase supports the future of sensory-conscious fashion. We’re co-designing the ultimate hoodie—with your help.

Made-To-Order

Care and Attention is Given to Each Piece

Premium Quality

We Provide Premium Quality Products

Flexible Payment

Pay with Multiple Credit Cards